It has come to my attention that music is being used as a torture device. If for any reason I go missing on the count of me being mistaken as Persian, Turkish, Arab, Indian or in fact being Pakistani (a convenient combination off all the former), and wearing a Casio G-shock, the AK47 of watches, This will be on my prIson pod.
- Deicide – Fuck Your God.
Oooh, you said fuck and god in the same phrase, I can be fourteen again and piss off my parents with this song. I will divulge now that I grew up with Metal. Metal will only embolden me and wind me up If I had the intention of terrorizing Omriki.
- Dope – Die MF Die/ Take your best shot.
Dope sucks. That Tripp Eisen was arrested and charged with statutory rape in 2005 makes this a fact, and the best thing that ever happend to Static – X (the coolest band name and band when I was 13 in 1998). When any Dope songs play. I can comfort myself by shouting “dope sucks” in the hope that my rant will be imposed and recorded into all Dope albums for all time.
- Eminem – White America.
So you want to torture a terrorist with a song that criticizes Omriki culture, thereby giving moral support and comfort to said terrorist. Good thinking warden.
- Barney Theme
Okay, this one is torture, I’ll give them that.
- Sesame street theme.
I liked sesame street. I’ll always remember James Earl Jones counting and reciting the alphabet. That kind of creeps me out actually. Keep that in mind, Omriki.
- Drowning Pool – Bodies.
Drowning Pool sucks.The Dope method of comfort applies here too.
- Meow Mix
I like cats. I may end up hallucinating cats during sensory deprivation.
- Bruce Springsteen – Born in the USA
I was born in the USA. I remember making a video when I was a kid where I just wave a drumstick around to the snare to declare that fact. This song is another that is critical of America and by that property supports terrorism. Omrika is safer now.
- ACDC – Hell’s Bells / Shoot to Thrill
I remember hearing ACDC songs on the radio all the time. I hope they play TNT or Dirty Deeds.
- Bee Gees – Staying Alive.
If I weren’t in a stress position, I would strut around the cell. I should note that I like disco, and I’m sure many brown people do to after Om Shanti Om, or as I like to call it, Om Shin Rikyo.
- Rage Against the Machine – Bulls on Parade
Wow, metal, a song I love for all time, and a band that supports terrorism. Omrika is safer.
- Don McLean – American Pie
If you really want to torture me, play the Madonna version.
- Saliva – Click Click Boom.
Another wind up for terrorizing Omriki
- Hed P.E – Swan Dive
Sound almost Incubish, I like Incubus and I like reggae.
- Prince – Raspberry Beret.
I remember thinking he said Raspberry Parade. Imagining a Raspberry Parade in the Twin Cities can keep me sane.
- Metallica – Enter Sandman.
I like this song. My cousins love this song. We play this song all the time now. How will Gitmo be any different from visiting relatives?