So… the Olympics will go on in Beijing despite the consternation of misguided western activists, a snooty eugenicist, colonial apoligist bastard who was somehow elected President of France and all the Beijingers who were forced out of their homes and businesses to make way for this one-trick pony.
Who to I root for in Beijing?
Afghanistan
Mahboba Ahdyar: Track & Field
Iraq (who were almost unable to play this year)
Swara Mohammed Pirba: Weightlifting
US
Raj Bhavsar: M gymnastics
Misty May Kerri Walsh: W Beach Vollyball
The superstars of Athens do Beijing.
Phil Dalhausser : M Beach Vollyball
Go UCF!!!
Taylor Takata: M Judo
the Lopez kids: M-W-M Taekwondo
Iran
Yossef Karami: M Taekwondo
France
Gwladys Epangue : W Taekwondo
Russia
Semen Poltavsky : M Vollyball
(lol)